Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Comment on what Dates Everyone can go to Dallas

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Weekly Poop Texts


New employee makin a daily crime scene, less accurate than my mornin wall lean, prewipn da seat wit a thin tp sheet, all just because i need to let off this heat

Balls pushd down on my taint, bout to call up tony n flip a quarter of porter paint, nuke missles, scrapin my walls like a brush wit no bristles

Poo Vs. Pee racin to da water in a hurry. Lookin like David-son, tan skin big ears like stephen curry, hit ya wit a top 5 this gettin blurry

Prez may be black but i be twistn up phrases like vana white, got no resemblence to lips but an afghana might, hollerin at schmitts sis to come get dis banana bite


Brown splatta dat be fecal matta, crowd chantin hey batta batta. Swing like a homer off of arods bat, my shit be a record settin steroid scat. Clearin da fences get out the tape measure, yo shit give u pains mine gives me pleasure. Gastric release of some brown rockets, my shit huge your just polly pockets

Family Gay

SNL: Iran So Far

Tuesday, March 10, 2009


whats up sluts

Monday, March 2, 2009

This Weeks Poop Texts

Turds coming out brown wit some girth, my ass lookin like a nig givin birth. Droppin bombs in da bowl like hiroshima, my shits take shot yours sip zima.

Explosion lookin like soil erosion, stop hatin cuz ya mom got my seed germinatin, gonna poop in ya hand like saturday to peyton.

Lips ya texts dont rhyme n they silly, but ya must a learned phonics wit Tilley, i go live n spit out each line, ur still in da academy rappin to T9.

Force poo so i got time for a rhyme, polamalu droppin back into da dime, flying ape, wearin a terrible towel cape, deppe chargin kobe wit rape.

Wayne want featured in my t9, i said weezy deez 160 characterz be mine, schmitt thinking b mine like da valentine, wantin ingalls to share secrets from behind.

What da matter schmitt ya bubble vest no longer fits, what were once high school manboobs are now saggy tits, yo bodin racin downhill like pine derby kits.

Im dat nigga who aint scared to pull da flusha trigga, made of chrome, schmitt waddlin towards reese peices like ET phone home, this dump is burnin like rome.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Rack Em Willy Meets Ol' Greg

BaRack Em Rack Oboma

The Prez of the USA