Wednesday, April 15, 2009

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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Weekly Poop Texts


New employee makin a daily crime scene, less accurate than my mornin wall lean, prewipn da seat wit a thin tp sheet, all just because i need to let off this heat

Balls pushd down on my taint, bout to call up tony n flip a quarter of porter paint, nuke missles, scrapin my walls like a brush wit no bristles

Poo Vs. Pee racin to da water in a hurry. Lookin like David-son, tan skin big ears like stephen curry, hit ya wit a top 5 this gettin blurry

Prez may be black but i be twistn up phrases like vana white, got no resemblence to lips but an afghana might, hollerin at schmitts sis to come get dis banana bite


Brown splatta dat be fecal matta, crowd chantin hey batta batta. Swing like a homer off of arods bat, my shit be a record settin steroid scat. Clearin da fences get out the tape measure, yo shit give u pains mine gives me pleasure. Gastric release of some brown rockets, my shit huge your just polly pockets

Family Gay

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